Sunday, April 30, 2006

Insomnia

Rock-a-bye Baby,
oh, won't you please go to sleep?
Mommy needs a nap!

posted by Mrs. Embers at 10:11 AM 0 comments

Friday, April 28, 2006

Wet

The Child is teething.
My home has become a swamp;
a cesspool of drool.

posted by Mrs. Embers at 10:00 AM 0 comments

Gag

Simon takes the spoon
and shoves it deep down his throat.
Model in training.

posted by Mrs. Embers at 9:56 AM 1 comments

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Mess

On store-brand diapers
the weak spot is in the leg.
Don't ask how I know.

posted by Mrs. Embers at 7:43 AM 2 comments

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Affair

Awake with Baby,
I'm with Conan every night.
Is this an affair?

posted by Mrs. Embers at 4:15 PM 3 comments