Saturday, May 27, 2006

sale

Garage sale today.
No luck selling the garage.
Just a sale today.

Friday, May 19, 2006

fresh target

Change a wet diaper,
and he poops in the new one.
Here we go again...

Monday, May 15, 2006

Misnomer

The Daily Haiku
does not come out ev'ry day.
I do what I can.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Frustration

Numbers... all numbers
My head is spinning; math sucks.
Curse you, sudoku!

Friday, May 12, 2006

Poor Tired Baby

He is exhausted,
and yet he won't go to sleep.
He just wants to cry.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Be Mine

My sweet candy heart
Bleeds in a downpour of tears;
Sugar on the road.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Eeeew...

We were at the church.
I saw a gazillipede.
It's time to go home.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Stroller

Whee! Downhill is fun,
walking Simon to the store.
Up?! You're joking, right?

Friday, May 05, 2006

hiatus

I don't have time to
write a haiku for today.
Maybe tomorrow...

Thursday, May 04, 2006

misery

flying on a plane,
baby is sick and crying.
we get dirty looks.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Bad Dog

Why won't you obey?
Go sniff that other dog's butt.
Oh, now you listen!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

... also chinese food

A pregnant woman
does not need so much advice;
only love... and cake.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Hot Mama

My hair is a mess,
and I have drool on my pants.
Come kiss me, Sweetie!